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直筆サイン揮毫入り! 立川談志のお墨付き〝大チン品〟「美男詩」と「オメコイン」の豪華2点セット※千社札・名文の滑稽揮毫御覧あれ!
     

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    :98,000円
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  • Listing Date
    :2025年07月11日 22時36分
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    :2025年07月17日 22時36分
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    :j700446084
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    :State it in the description
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家元・立川談志お墨付きの大チン品「美男詩」と「オメコイ

ン」2品セット※直筆サイン・千社札・揮毫あり!


①家元・立川談志から拝領したお墨付きの大〝チン〟品

「美男詩」である。家元は、この名器の名が美男詩とい

のが大いに気に入っていた。「開運!なんでも鑑定団」

の中島誠之助ではないが、目の前に掲げ「いい仕事!」

「いい仕事!」を連発していた。ポコチン型の美男詩徳

利は、まさに大チン品ではないか!?


  この名器の揮毫には「立てて(勃起して)飲む馬鹿が

何処にいるのかネ」と書かれてある。談志が揮毫を書き

入れる際、「師匠、サイン色紙は水性サインペンでも、

よろしいですが、この銘器は液がこぼれても字が消えな

い油性ペンでお願いいたしやす」と頼んだ。であるので

本品は湯水で洗っても落ちません! 


  談志いわく「美人の女のコには、この美男詩にカルピ

スを入れて飲ますのも一興だね!」と申しておりやした。

されど私めは、拝領して約20年、それを実行する勇気

はございやせんでした。落札者の方は、その快挙を是非

とも実行して頂ければ、故人もさぞ喜ぶかと思いやす。

なお、お猪口が二つ付いておりますが、家元はオチョボ

口の女性がしまりよく、お好みでござんした。


②談志を笑撃させた〝オメコイン〟である。御覧あれ!

表には、まさに女のアソコが描かれた古銭である。裏に

は、古い文字で何やら書かれているがオイラには意味不

明である。家元は「このオメコインは、女と酒を飲んだ

時に、何気なく〝これなんだと思う?〟なんて見せると

いいんだ」。おなごが見て赤らめたり「イヤーン、バカ

とでも」と言ったら、「お前、〝ナニ〟勘違いしている

だ。これはこれは古代中国の有名な火山の噴火口だよ」

とたしなめる。「阿蘇山の噴火口にも、大・小いくつか

の火口がある知らねえのか?」おなごが「アッソ(阿蘇)

ー」とでも言えばしめこのウサギだ!


  おいらはCD全集「(立川)談志ひとり会」の録音に、

ファン代表というふれこみで何度か見学した!  当時、

おいらは、すぐ近くにあったマスコミ関係の専門学校の

講師をしていたので、徒歩で早稲田にあるアバコスタジ

オに向かった。監修の川戸貞吉先生やら、版元の製作部

長やら、家元の御子息の事務所社長など、いろいろな方

が勢ぞろいしていた。ほんに大感謝の機会であった。


   ある時、家元が女子大生3人組をナンパしているのを

目撃した。「そこの彼女たち、この先でちょいと用事が

あるんだけど、ちょいと早く来ちまったんでファミレス

で何か食わねえか。おごるぜ!」と、声をかけていた。

おいらは、何食わぬ顔でついて行き、家元と女子大生

のいるテーブルのすぐ近くに陣取った。


  家元は、彼女たちを大いに笑わせて、その場を盛り

上げていた。このオメコインを使わずとも、大いに気分

転換をエンジョイしていた。だが、この女子大生たちに

銘器「美男詩」や「オメコイン」を見せたら、彼女たちは

どんな反応したかと想像すると微苦笑してしまう!


 商品の状態は、名器『美男詩』は見てのとおりの「未

使用・美品」である。一方、『オメコイン』は中国大陸・

あるいは朝鮮半島から渡来の古銭なので、御覧のと

おりだ。相当、古いものの割には「上レベル」はキレイ

さを保持している。ノークレーム・ノーリターンでよくよく

御吟味して下さい。

発送は、全部まとめて一括発送し、送料は当方が負

担させて頂きます。よろしく御検討のほど! 新型コロ

ナ下でも「笑う門に福来たり」といきたいですな。
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